Because I am genuinely terrified of bats, does that mean deep down inside I am actually Batman?
Yeah, baby! I'm BATMAN!
Just keep those creepy winged mice away from me.
ADDENDUM: A little while ago, I used my new-found discovery that I am the Batman to attempt a dramatic leap off the roof of my home.
I must now painfully deduce that I am NOT the Batman and therefore, following logic, neither am I subconsciously gay.
BATMAN and all characters, their distinctive likenesses, and related elements are trademarks of DC Comics. The image is used in compliance with fair use laws.
ADDENDUM: A little while ago, I used my new-found discovery that I am the Batman to attempt a dramatic leap off the roof of my home.
I must now painfully deduce that I am NOT the Batman and therefore, following logic, neither am I subconsciously gay.
BATMAN and all characters, their distinctive likenesses, and related elements are trademarks of DC Comics. The image is used in compliance with fair use laws.
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